so, 21st of may.... allegedly the rapture. so... what do we do?

i think the title pretty much speaks for itself. so, some guy from american radio reckons today is judgement day, the rapture, apocalypse now, whatever it is. if you believe it, as the people who gave their entire life savings to the guy who said it do, what are you actually going to do?

in my opinion, you can't just have a big party, try to cram as much stuff as you can into the time you think you have left on this world, because you're rushing it. you can't enjoy your favourite beer when you're thinking about the end of the world, and all the stuff you want to do before it ends. it'll just be a hollow, irrelevant experience. and then of course, if you meet god, and you're chugging down a beer, with, like, seven cigarettes in your mouth, how are you going to defend that? short answer: don't try to defend yourself against god. i can't see it ending well.

and praying seems a bit redundant now, seeing as you think you're about to meet the being your prayers go to. why call someone on the telephone when you're about to meet them face to face? unless, you wanted them to bring ice cream or, forgive you all your sins. but, asking god to forgive you your sins this close to judgement day also seems a bit hollow.

the only good way i can think of spending the time before rapture is enjoying nature, the grand artistic masterpiece of god. taking a walk in a park, a botanical garden, going for a bushwalk, etc. the zoo is a possibility, but, you have to really think about zoos. animals, kept in little reserves, for the primary reason so that people can look at them? i mean zoos do a lot of good for the animals, but its still a grey area morally, especially before the rapture.
dear god, i'm sounding too much like a greeens party advocate. please forgive me.
anyway, you'd just stay calm, don't rush, you'd think you kinda literally have all the time in the world, and enjoy the marvels of gods creation, while it is still there.

if you aren't sure what in the hell this post was talking about, here is an article that tells you why some people honestly believe the rapture, or something, is on today.






its ridiculous, i know. i mean, everybody knows the biblical flood refers to the flooding of the black sea, after the last ice age ended, in 13,000 BC!
hey that rhymed! say it out loud. it sounds kinda trippy. or maybe thats just me.